so that wasnt chicken after all
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This is my gift to your gina
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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