The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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