Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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