big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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