we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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