SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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