so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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