It's just like the Real World with babies
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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