yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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