We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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