Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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