I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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