so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
