loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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