Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
