that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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