that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
