is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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