Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
fuck your aforementioned shoe
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Text me some of your sweat
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