I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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