bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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