Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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