He had one of those small greek statue penises
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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