when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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