Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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