Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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