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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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