I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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