she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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