# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Ketchup is God's man juice
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
