If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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