nut hugger
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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