Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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