Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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