some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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