She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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