are you still at the devil's house?
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You can't just leave with hair like that
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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