Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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