Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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