Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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