Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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