So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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