Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
The Olympian is in my bed
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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