Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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