Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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