I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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