Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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