the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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