STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Randomize
