Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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