I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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