The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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