Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We smell like vodka and hangover
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