...so i touched it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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