google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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